
I'm an easy rider.
-- Fat Bastard --
07/01/2019
Stijn Daneels

Album genres:
■ | Hard Rock |
Album artists:
■ | Jorn | Vocals |
■ | Lars | Rhythm guitar |
■ | Jan | Lead guitar |
■ | Geller | Bass |
■ | Kurt | Drums |
Review written by Stijn "Metal Shredder" Daneels.
[METAL SHREDDER REPORTING]
I first got
into contact with Fat Bastard in late 2017 when they participated for the
Wacken Metal Battle Belgium 2018. They eventually made it to the semi-finals
and gave a rock-solid performance as well as giving me their 2013 debut EP
“Bring The Pain.” Now they’re back with new and improved material, sent to me
by Svnday Promotions. Thanks a lot, fellas!
[THE SHREDDING BASICS]
Junkyard
Fest is the second EP from the Belgian hard rock act Fat Bastard and is an
independent release. It consists of seven tracks for a good 22-minute playtime
with the band taking musical inspiration from the likes of Motörhead, AC/DC and
Guns N’ Roses. A radio-friendly, guitar-heavy and upbeat sound. Some songs like
“Dead Mean Charlene,” have catchy lyrics while others like “Blood, Sweat And
Beer” are more frantic and very suitable for headbanging. One exception is the slow,
dark heavy metal tune “Dead Man Walkin.” Not the most effective use of Fat
Bastard’s traits, but a well-written song nonetheless, especially compared to
my pick for the weakest track on Junkyard Fest.
There are
two elements of Fat Bastard’s sound that I particularly love. For one, the
beats from drummer Kurt provide a great rhythmic foundation for the other guys
to play along to, his drum lines are well mixed and sound very powerful. And what’s
the other aspect? Jorn’s vocals! He’s got a clean yet very greasy style of
singing, like a redneck who’s had a few beers and a juicy steak fresh from the
barbeque right before recording his lines. Sure, his vocals lack some range and
you may think he’s burping all the time, but I like his style as it perfectly
complements the EP’s atmosphere. And speaking of…
[THE SHREDDING VISION]
Everything
on the Junkyard Fest EP, from the visuals to the lyrics breathes
American biker culture. The beer chugging, cigarette smoking bikini chick and
hot rod on the sepia colored cover, the lyrics about bourbon drinking, hot
girls and riding out on the highway, it’s all here. And with the simple yet
effective guitar riffs, galloping beats and Jorg’s oil greased vocal chords
this Harley Davidson atmosphere is certainly achieved.
[SHARPEST
SHREDS AND BLUNTEST BLADES]
My top pick
goes to the awesome combo of “Hotrod Summer” and “Road Runner.” “Hotrod Summer”
is a pulse pounding, Motörhead-esque track made for some vicious headbanging
and by means of a short drum transition, it perfectly moves into the power
chords of the “Road Runner” track, making both songs feel like one seamless
track. It’s a beautiful showcase of Fat Bastard’s musical strengths.
The weakest
track goes to the second song, “That Girl Was Hot.” While it had a strong start
the band eventually loses a good chunk of steam as the track progresses. Jorn goes
for some horny mumbling in the middle part of the track and a bit of awkward
laughing at the end. Pretty lackluster stuff compared to the other songs on
this release. But the whole is greater than the sum of its parts, so here goes…
[THE SHREDDER’S SCORECARD]
7,5 Harleys
out of 10. Fat Bastard’s second EP is a short but enjoyable ride driven by five
guys with a genuine passion for all things fast, heavy and alcoholic. The sound
on “Junkyard Fest” isn’t anything new or groundbreaking, but it’s a sound with
power and potential that’s easily enjoyable for most rock and metalheads out
there. So take out your beer or bourbon and enjoy the lyric video of the EP’s
final track, “Blood, Sweat And Beer!” Rawk N’ Roll, baby!